Saturday, 27 June 2009

Are you very afraid?


Well are you? Not sure that it is safe? Not even in your own home? Then you MUST be the parent of a teenager. Are the teenagers still asleep? Or not been seen since they took that plate full of slathered toast up to their room, with only a grunt and a sneer in your direction?

Well I promise you it is safe here.

Here is the place where you will find like minded women. Men too actually. Parents who are looking for a piece of sanctuary. A safe haven. Or a safe house would be better. A place to chat and cogitate. A place to compare notes/teenagers. A place to laugh loudly. Without fear of mocking eyes, pointing to the heavens. Here is a place to compare war wounds and plan that next defensive manoeuvre. Here is feedback. Here is sanity.

NEVER IN THE FIELDS OF TEENAGE HORMONES, WAS SO MUCH UTTER CRAP SPOUTED BY SO MANY AND REGRETTED BY SO FEW.




13 comments:

  1. Holy Cats!! A place for me!!! I have 5 of these creatures living in my house right now...and a husband who is only slightly more mature...and of course the bigs come home unannounced with significant others on a regular basis...
    Wow - can I play with you two?

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  2. Sink, you have 5 of the critters - Yikes!

    That should make you a founding member, an elder, a fount of wisdom that Saz and I can draw upon... Right?! Right?!

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  3. WOW Sink Five? cinq? cinco? 5? holy cow...are YOU mad? God I hope the sex was worth it all!!?? LOL...

    Yes I agree with Fhina perhaps you would like to be a contributor..always ready to learn...

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  4. Just found this blog, and I love it! I have a Teenager-in-waiting (12 and a half) does that count?! Please say yes or I'll cry....

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  5. I am soooooo in.
    Right now I'm off to the grocery store to refuel the monsters.
    xxoosink

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  6. OMG, like five of them. That is totally beyond my, like, comprehension!

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  7. notSuperwoman: Welcome in! Twelve and a half does cut the mustard, definitely, more so if it's a girl, for they're always ahead of the lads in terms of maturity, in my experience!

    Sink: With 5 kids you must be constantly out at the Grocery Store, and also penniless! Our love to you for your patience and forebearance! Welcome.

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  8. Uh, don't look now, but I actually have 8 -- only 5 are teenagers. The Big 3 pop in and out...and in...and out...and in...

    Re: groceries -- I need a cow -- a soy milk cow.

    sink

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  9. Sink...love that 'only 5' are teenagers. My god!

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  10. Girls, if you want in you are IN...if you want to contribute a post email us and let us know and we will send you the gen....how to etc...

    it would be great too if you would use the wee logo thingy on your site or write something about MMM and link back to us...so that the word gets spread about..
    thanks
    saz x

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  11. Sink: You've 8 - Oh dear, I've come over all faint now... Pass the smelling salts, please - And the gin - Get that bottle off Sazzie! And the maltesers, now!

    Sazzie: I love my signature, merci mille - I just wonder how I can add my kissie to it, is all! Love to you for being such a genius! xox

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  12. I predict huge success for you over here. I'm with ya.

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