Well are you? Not sure that it is safe? Not even in your own home? Then you MUST be the parent of a teenager. Are the teenagers still asleep? Or not been seen since they took that plate full of slathered toast up to their room, with only a grunt and a sneer in your direction?
Well I promise you it is safe here.
Here is the place where you will find like minded women. Men too actually. Parents who are looking for a piece of sanctuary. A safe haven. Or a safe house would be better. A place to chat and cogitate. A place to compare notes/teenagers. A place to laugh loudly. Without fear of mocking eyes, pointing to the heavens. Here is a place to compare war wounds and plan that next defensive manoeuvre. Here is feedback. Here is sanity.
NEVER IN THE FIELDS OF TEENAGE HORMONES, WAS SO MUCH UTTER CRAP SPOUTED BY SO MANY AND REGRETTED BY SO FEW.