I have a lot of conversations with the Door. The Door in question is the gateway to He-mans' empire. The Door remains permanently shut. It is often slammed and is rarely open. It is like a gateway to another world. I have to knock at said door and ask for entry. Some times the Door replies " urg".
I also ask the Door some of these questions ( but clearly not all at the same time?)
" are you up yet? you are going to be late for school "
Door Reponse " Arg"
" Tea's ready"
" Shall we do a revision timetable together ?"
" F*ck Sh*te"
" Your clothes are on the floor outside the Door"
" We're going out -see you later "
" lynx and cereal"... "Please"
" I need to come in to change your bedding "
It's a very nice door. It shields me from smells, teenage harumping, unsavoury acts, the fact that the only light on this room is the glow form the TV or PS3 and the general mess that is the domain of a teenage boy. I did toy with publishing photos of his many dirty undercrackers scattered where they fell but thought that might have been going to far.
I will miss this Door when we move later this month. I wonder if the Door will be as friendly(?) at the next place? Although given that He-man will be ensconced in the Loft room I think my relationship will now be with the staircase. Hello staircase.....
* many thanks to our newest MMM contributor Kate at Two teens, a dog and me